While mom and I were getting me prepped up for the biopsy, the RN taking down then information about me asked what my big ass scar was all about. I shared with her the liver resection.
What mom was thinking and didn't say, and I'm terribly glad she didn't...
"He had his head stuck so far up his ass they had to cut a window for him to see where he was going."
That's one for Bill Engvall, Here's Your Sign!